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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth, and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger. But most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs, or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means - shortly before the Vogons arrived. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards somersault through a hoop, whilst whistling the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’. But, in fact, the message was this: “So long, and thanks for all the fish”

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth, and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger. But most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs, or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means - shortly before the Vogons arrived. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards somersault through a hoop, whilst whistling the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’. But, in fact, the message was this: “So long, and thanks for all the fish”

saimisha:

Some wonderful person left this on our car door handle after seeing we had a “Powered By Infinite Improbability Drive” sticker on our car.  I consider this a random act of kindness and fully intend to pay it forward.

this is so fucking awesome.

saimisha:

Some wonderful person left this on our car door handle after seeing we had a “Powered By Infinite Improbability Drive” sticker on our car.  I consider this a random act of kindness and fully intend to pay it forward.

this is so fucking awesome.

stupidfuckingquestions:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party

ohhh Cecily…

wickedoriginal:

unclechanchan:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

Finally back!!!!!

Worth another reblog IMHO

I laughed way too hard at this.

(Source: ryanhatesthis)

fuckyeahnannabh:

Upraw Magazine photoshoot

Credit: Amy Maidment

(Source: fuckyeahofmonstersandmen)

Neda winning HoH last night. fuck I was so happy. but now we don’t have live feeds all weekend for some reason :(

Neda winning HoH last night. fuck I was so happy. but now we don’t have live feeds all weekend for some reason :(

(Source: jtotheizzoe)

(Source: in-spirit-golden)

bbcan2gifs:

The only news BB gives HG’s from the outside world is about Hockey.

I love our neighbors of the north.